The Lady or The Tiger?: Summary, Ending, Conclusion
Well I recently got an assignment to write the conclusion… Unfortunately my instructor did not enjoy my comical writing of the ending (summary, conclusion). But I thought I would share it with the world wide web anyways (I thought it was pretty funny).
Okay so here it is. I wrote it two pages long, and it took a lot of my time. But nonetheless I had fun. 
If your looking for the story which leads to the reader to decide the decision, click here.
For those who have ever read “The Lady or The Tiger,” they do not know what happens to the fine young man. The finest detail, the ending had been excluded. But there were other details one may not know of, such as perhaps why the strange tarp was covering a part of the wall. Or why the time equilibrium had caused a slight confusion of when the story had happened. These were details where the author had failed to include because of intimidating pressures through the time equilibrium.
Building a DIY “Fly” Plane (literally)
That’s right! A airplane solely powered by bugs, and in theory should work. This is great amazing experiment, that somebody has actually attempted!…
So while surfing the Internet, I came across this interesting project. I thought, “Cool!” Well, here were the instructions I had came upon…
As you can see, it seems somewhat plausible. And after further research, I read up on how someone attempted it. I guess I can sum this up in my post…
How to Get Rid of Telemarketers – On the Phone, and At the Door
We all hate them… Don’t we? After all, these telemarketers (or door-to-door salesmen) are bugging us day after day! Here are some great suggestions to keep them away(with the assistance of my buddies)…
First of all, I am going to suggest how to be rid them at the door.
- Pretend you don’t speak their language
Usually keeps most away. Because this usually means, no sale today. If they start speaking to you in the language you speak, why not create you own language? Then nobody would understand!
- Do not answer them at the door, use your peephole or look out the window (duh)
While your at it, why not add a nice wave. I’m very sure they will just leave. If not, their probably not smart enough to understand you don’t want them.
- Answer the door completely nude (not suggested)
Show your scrawny skinny body, they will probably freak on you! But then again, they might be back to sell you enhancement products.
- Start screaming at them
Express the anger inside you. Rage at them, and save you cheerful self for your close friends or family!
- Answer the door while sharpening kitchen knives or polishing swords and fireplace tools
Great way to scare the living … out of them. A guarantee that they will take a mental note not to come again.
- Say “not interested” (double duh)
The most commonly used way to get rid of telemarketers. If you haven’t tried, you should.
- Add a “Beware of Dog” sign to your door, and blast some angry dog noises in the house
Another great way to make them never come back. They should be scared, after they have heard what happens when your dogs sense company.
- Mess with the telemarketers
How about repeating what they say? Or better yet, start asking about that pair of magic underwear!
Now, about those phone calls…
