How to Get Rid of Telemarketers – On the Phone, and At the Door
We all hate them… Don’t we? After all, these telemarketers (or door-to-door salesmen) are bugging us day after day! Here are some great suggestions to keep them away(with the assistance of my buddies)…
First of all, I am going to suggest how to be rid them at the door.
- Pretend you don’t speak their language
Usually keeps most away. Because this usually means, no sale today. If they start speaking to you in the language you speak, why not create you own language? Then nobody would understand!
- Do not answer them at the door, use your peephole or look out the window (duh)
While your at it, why not add a nice wave. I’m very sure they will just leave. If not, their probably not smart enough to understand you don’t want them.
- Answer the door completely nude (not suggested)
Show your scrawny skinny body, they will probably freak on you! But then again, they might be back to sell you enhancement products.
- Start screaming at them
Express the anger inside you. Rage at them, and save you cheerful self for your close friends or family!
- Answer the door while sharpening kitchen knives or polishing swords and fireplace tools
Great way to scare the living … out of them. A guarantee that they will take a mental note not to come again.
- Say “not interested” (double duh)
The most commonly used way to get rid of telemarketers. If you haven’t tried, you should.
- Add a “Beware of Dog” sign to your door, and blast some angry dog noises in the house
Another great way to make them never come back. They should be scared, after they have heard what happens when your dogs sense company.
- Mess with the telemarketers
How about repeating what they say? Or better yet, start asking about that pair of magic underwear!
Now, about those phone calls…
Hot Deal Orange Julius – Buy One Get One Free
Enjoy the fresh tasting premium smoothies at Orange Julius (a chain ownd by Dairy Queen). Today, I bring you a buy one get one free coupon for you to enjoy it even more!
Orange Julius currently has a great deal that if you sign up for their OJ Quench Club, you’ll get a buy one premium fruit smoothie, get one free coupon! Yes, no “Easter eggs” to find this time. It’s also worth a mention that this sign-up includes birthday coupon and “special offers”.
Now if you want my opinion on Orange Julius, I think that they are some of the sweetest smoothies ever. But also really good (probably because of all the sugar). So those on a diet, not for you!
Now if you don’t want to sign up, I have posted the coupon yet again. This however requires the name on your coupon to match your photo ID (which requires sign up).
Top Collection of Socks – Types, Styles, and How to Wear them
A rather interesting post today. No you are not reading “rocks”, I’m actually talking about socks! An absolute guarantee that after reading my post, you will be the most stylish kid on the block!(and maybe with a fashion statement) …
Well I have seen many people, in my lifetime that have been wearing the wrong socks at the wrong time. So now, here is a clarification what types, and styles there are. And also how to wear them.
- Low-cut socks
Socks without the long parts that crew socks have. They are the most stylish when worn with shorts. Especially for the gym when wearing shorts.
- Ankle socks
Socks that cover up to the ankle. Do not wear with shorts! This is an alternative to crew socks if you do not like longer socks.
